Monthly Archives: April 2015

Peeing On Command

I have to have a cervical biopsy on Monday.  I’ve had two before.  They aren’t bad except for that whole “Oh shit, do  I have cancer?” thing. And the gross stuff they put in there to see your cervix better and it … Continue reading

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Duck Psychosis

I’m not crazy about summer because I’m kind of chubby and I don’t like having boob sweat.  It makes me cranky.  There shouldn’t be sweat near or on my boobage.  But I do like the fact that kids are outside playing … Continue reading

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