Monthly Archives: December 2014

New Year, Old Me

I don’t make resolutions for the new year because I know I’m never going to learn to speak fluid Spanish in three months, lose 30 pounds by April, cut back on the swearing (fuck that shit) and write and finish … Continue reading

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This is Progress?

“Shit fuck damn baby fart!” This is what I yelled at the television last week.  We got rid of cable because it’s insanely expensive and the bill would be $120 a month but should have been $90 but they tack on … Continue reading

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TV Crack

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