So….it’s one of those days. You know the ones I’m talking about. Things start out great, there’s a little sassy “fuck you” in your walk and shit seems to be going good. And then a little door opens in your brain and it’s like one of those fucking clown cars where 50 clowns pour out and there’s no stopping their terrifying march. I started thinking about all the stuff I want to do with my life and then got depressed because 19 out of 20 of those things costs a shit load of money. If I want to go back to school it’s going to cost $14,000. If I want to be able to afford basic necessities like deodorant and maxi pads I’m going to need to get a second job. So I spent my last hour at work feeling sorry for myself and trying to find some middle ground between complete darkness and a little light playing peek-a-boo behind some asshole clouds.. I found this picture of a bad ass gnome and it made me feel a little better. Nothing like a lawn gnome threatening to slap the shit out of you to put a little “fuck you” back in your step.