Lazy Ass Picture….Shit….is it Thursday or Wednesday? Shit.

Lazy Ass Picture....Shit....is it Thursday or Wednesday?  Shit.

I could be moving a hundred miles an hour at work, be up to my tits in work and be utterly, hopelessly, terrifyingly bored out of my mind. I get those moments of perfect clarity and see my life stretching out in front of me, same day, every day, doing the same thing over and over again. Then I take more Benadryl and tell the boredom to crawl off into a dark corner and write some emo poetry.

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About jkhughes2

I'm fat and I hate my job. Well kinda. Kinda on both of those. I love to read and work in a library where they don't let me read. But as long as I get to be around books I'm happy. I once wanted to be a writer and then realized that I'm too lazy to write a book but not too lazy to write a blog. And blogging is like keeping a journal except my posts are the equivalent of verbal diarrhea. And oh yeah. I have really low self-esteem. I have a dog named Max but I call him Maxhole. He's the first dog I've ever had. I find his daily life way more interesting than mine or most people I know. That's about it. I hate politics and computer books. I secretly wish I was Doctor Who but can't remember if that's "was" or "were." Now that's it.
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6 Responses to Lazy Ass Picture….Shit….is it Thursday or Wednesday? Shit.

  1. Ooh, love the graphic. You gotta be unemployed for months on end to truly appreciate this.

  2. Sunflower says:

    Lol at Uncle G’s comment. And I do relate to the terrifying aspect of daily boredom at work. Uggghhh

  3. Morguie says:

    Why don’t you just nap in the open, like some of the other gov’t employees are ballzy enuff to do? LOL! I used to work for a quasi-state agency, and some of those people in the far-off reaches in cube-land NAPPED! I, of course, sat in a cube closest to my boss, and had to actually do all the work to make up for those people.

    • jkhughes2 says:

      OH GOD! I’m not a pretty napper. I try to prop my head on my hand and look like I’m really into what’s going on with my computer but my head usually jerks forward and I startle myself by making a loud WTF? noise. It’s amazing how many people can nap at work. I’d be paranoid that someone would draw something obscene on my face if I really fell asleep.

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