How May I Help You?

How May I Help You?

I think this dog might have been more helpful on the Help Desk than I was today. I bet he was allowed to get up and show people where things are instead of pointing randomly into a dark corner and saying “The bathroom’s right around there somewhere.” Hey, maybe this is the dog from the coffee shop! At least he has a phone to call for help if somebody messes with him. Man, it’d be so cool if we could take our dogs to work. Think of all the shit I could get done with Maxhole the Dog by my side. He could protect me and that fake plant.

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About jkhughes2

I'm fat and I hate my job. Well kinda. Kinda on both of those. I love to read and work in a library where they don't let me read. But as long as I get to be around books I'm happy. I once wanted to be a writer and then realized that I'm too lazy to write a book but not too lazy to write a blog. And blogging is like keeping a journal except my posts are the equivalent of verbal diarrhea. And oh yeah. I have really low self-esteem. I have a dog named Max but I call him Maxhole. He's the first dog I've ever had. I find his daily life way more interesting than mine or most people I know. That's about it. I hate politics and computer books. I secretly wish I was Doctor Who but can't remember if that's "was" or "were." Now that's it.
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2 Responses to How May I Help You?

  1. Kathy says:

    Bark, bark, bark.

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