I think this dog might have been more helpful on the Help Desk than I was today. I bet he was allowed to get up and show people where things are instead of pointing randomly into a dark corner and saying “The bathroom’s right around there somewhere.” Hey, maybe this is the dog from the coffee shop! At least he has a phone to call for help if somebody messes with him. Man, it’d be so cool if we could take our dogs to work. Think of all the shit I could get done with Maxhole the Dog by my side. He could protect me and that fake plant.