How I Spent My Friday

How I Spent My Friday

I imagine Hell to be a place with horrible Musak and snotty bitches putting you on hold for hours on end. And you don’t have a book to read. Or a People magazine from 1982 to flip through. And for some reason you’re shackled to a Goth kid writing depressing tweets that he thinks are original but they’re really just Miley Cyrus lyrics. That’s how you really know it’s Hell…


About jkhughes2

I'm fat and I hate my job. Well kinda. Kinda on both of those. I love to read and work in a library where they don't let me read. But as long as I get to be around books I'm happy. I once wanted to be a writer and then realized that I'm too lazy to write a book but not too lazy to write a blog. And blogging is like keeping a journal except my posts are the equivalent of verbal diarrhea. And oh yeah. I have really low self-esteem. I have a dog named Max but I call him Maxhole. He's the first dog I've ever had. I find his daily life way more interesting than mine or most people I know. That's about it. I hate politics and computer books. I secretly wish I was Doctor Who but can't remember if that's "was" or "were." Now that's it.
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One Response to How I Spent My Friday

  1. The pigeons don’t move for you, the seat belt keeps getting stuck when you pull it, your pen gives up on your fruitless attempts to plan for a plan and your headphones have twisted themselves tighter then a fish’s ass

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