Monthly Archives: November 2013

I Work At the Libarry

I work with a lot of smart people.  I’m talking SCARY SMART.  So smart that when they start talking to (at) me I break into a muggy sweat that trickles down my back and soaks the waistband of my jeans and … Continue reading

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Bitch, Learn to Take a Compliment

I’m 36 years old and I’m still afraid of teenage boys roaming around in packs.  It’s not that I’m afraid of being cornered in a dark alley, beaten and raped.  No.  I’m afraid these heckling packs of teenagers will look at … Continue reading

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